What’s the next to go missing?

Prerequisite: Manglish+Malay+Hokkien

Ah Beng: Wah, u guys hear the news bo? One F5 fighter jet engine went missing from the Sungai Besi air force base le.

Akmal: Not one engine, but two le! Each one worth RM 500 million. Those thieves must be damn rich now.

Ahmad: Sure bo? Who can steal jet engine wo? Must be an inside job gua.

Ah Beng: What gua. Of coz la! And the engines were stolen two years ago le, now only the govn let us know nia. And you guess who was the Defense minister two years ago? Hehe…

Ahmad: Ooo….is him AGAIN ah?

Akmal: Aiyo, how we know le? He says the investigation will be open and promise no cover-up wo. But isn’t that delay of 2 years a cover up also?

Ah Beng: Ini panggil sendiri slap sendiri face. Haha.

Akmal: But his face so thick… nvm la.

Ahmad: This case quite serious le. If suddenly got people attack us then how?

Ah Beng: Aiyo, last time the jet fly fly sendiri can jatuh mia. Now the jet fly also cannot fly ah! Sia sui nia…

Ahmad: Eh u think the police can catch the thieves bo?

Akmal: If the thieves are some high ranking military personnel or got involve some govn people, u think the police dare to catch them meh. I think they’ll just find a few kelefe to eat the dead cat la.

Ah Beng: If got some blogger write something sensitive or some people take it to the street, they kena ISA and masuk Kamunting. If got some small fish suspected of rasuah they kena MACC investigation sampai ada orang mati di situ. Now so big case hor, u hear the govn speak of ISA or MACC?

Akmal: Ini panggil Satu Malaysia. Dua standard! Tau tak.

Ahmad: Argh, mereka pengkhianat negara. Mesti mati ditembak! :@

Ah Beng: Orang bawah ditembak. Orang atas enjoy life ~

Akmal: I bet this is tip of iceberg nia. If engine also can go missing, other military equipments sure can go missing too.

Ahmad: Yeah. Sooner or later the country also go missing!

Ah Beng: If that GUY put our country on SALE, do u think our rich neighbor will be interested to buy? LOL…